Your traps are useless
Poison gas will never work
I cannot be killed
My eyes are blinded
Yet I can see your folly
Poor, silly human
I am no rodent
The rat lives inside the house
A fink that's clueless
Do you not love me
This boar bores, but is no bore
Let us learn to love
Your yard is my world
This hole is my mole fortress
Is that... a shotgun?
i dunno, is it? read more
on haiku written by the mole in my backyard...